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A North American woodchuck breathes only ten times during its winter hibernation period.

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A snail takes thirty three hours to crawl just one mile.

At one time, Australia had a population of seventeen million eight hundred thousand people compared to one hundred and sixty two million seven hundred and seventy four thousand sheep. A ratio of just over 9:1. New Zealand has three million four hundred thousand people compared to fifty seven million sheep. That is a ratio of nearly 17:1. Or a shit load of sheep.

Ants will almost never walk through baby powder. No one is really sure why.

About forty per cent of the worlds varieties of fresh water fish and more than half the eight thousand six hundred species of birds in the world are in the Amazon River basin area.

Thirteen per cent of all Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese. Which explains people voting for Donald Trump. Actually, no, nothing explains electing Donald Trump.

Banging your head against a wall uses one hundred and fifty calories an hour. Which explains why most people that manage escort agencies are so damn skinny and have such consistent head aches.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Chinese Birds Nest Soup has one active ingredient. Saliva. Enjoy that. I think I will pass.

A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.

Arnold Schwarzenegger began his transition from Austrian body builder into an American film star when he made his screen debut in nineteen seventy under the name “Arnold Strong” in a truly terrible film called Hercules Goes Bananas.